And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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