I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
zippers are such a cool invention
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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