her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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