capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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