lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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