on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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