He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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