I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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