I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My vagina is very pro this idea
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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