But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
