The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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