She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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