i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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