I just made out with a guy for $7.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I know her cup size but not her name....
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