as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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