Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
why is half of my head shaved?
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