my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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