Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Your tits are I can't wait for
too bad you live with your parents still
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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