i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
