I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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