I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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