That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
that may or may not have been my penis.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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