You just made me feel so damn special
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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