im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Dick very happy bro
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