U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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