How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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