He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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