She said her name was "party"
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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