he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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