Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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