Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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