just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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