Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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