I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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