The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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