sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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