Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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