Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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