I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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