I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
