i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Randomize