Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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