New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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