there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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