She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
