Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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