So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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