she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
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While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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