i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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