For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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