do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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