wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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