There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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