What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
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All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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