Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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