I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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