Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
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I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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