That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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