Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
Error 1684C: You're last text was undeeliverable. Subscriber is our to the aera.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Randomize
