i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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