Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You have to summon your inner elephant
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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