I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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