I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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