you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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